In a recent exchange with Bedrocktruth, I argued that those who say that we shouldn’t have universal healthcare because it might allow illegal aliens to get free healthcare are revealing their bigotry. BRT took exception to that, and I liked my reply so much that I’m reproducing it here:
If you want to argue that universal health care should not include care for illegal aliens, fine. Most people, including most liberals, would agree. But the Axis of Bigotry (Limbaugh, Michelle Malkin, and Michael Savage) says that the prospect of a few illegal immigrants getting care is in and of itself a valid argument against universal health care. To show why this is racist, I’ve cooked up a little scenario.
Let’s say you have a neighbor who has a family of five, and you’re concerned because you think his two youngest children are getting overly thin. You decide to address the problem:
BRT: I noticed that Jimmy and Reggie are getting awfully thin.
Neighbor: Well, the economy isn’t all that great and I can’t afford to feed everyone a full portion. Jimmy and Reggie are only 6 and 8, so they’re the least productive members of the family. So Jimmy skips breakfast 3 days out of the week, Reggie skips the other 3 days, and they split one portion for dinner every night.
BRT: That’s monstrous!
Neighbor: You’re just a bleeding heart pinko. The kids all have SOME access to food, so I’m still doing more to promote the general welfare of my family than that Mexican guy across the street.
BRT: You’re doing more than the alcoholic who beats his kids and spends all the family’s money on cars and jewelry, and who allows a drug dealer to live in his basement? Bravo.
Neighbor: Well, if you’ve got a better solution for controlling the runaway cost of food, I’d like to hear it.
BRT: Since you mentioned it, there IS something that me and my friends do that we think you should try. Instead of shopping at Whole Foods, try shopping at Costco like we do. Your household has the highest per-capita income on the block. The only reason you don’t have enough to feed everyone is that you’ve got the least efficient food buying system. Half of the money you spend on food goes right into the pocket of Whole Foods’ billionaire CEO!
Neighbor: Nothing doing. We have the best food in the neighborhood. At Whole Foods we can buy 86-grain bread and organic yogurt flavored with sticks and gravel!
BRT: That’s a non-racist argument, but it’s not really a valid one. Two of your boys are starving! You really can’t afford the luxury of being stubborn about this. Whole Foods costs so much that you’re paying a lot more and getting a much worse outcome for your money. Since your the one whose food buying system is failing, doesn’t it make sense for you to emulate your neighbors until you figure out how to shop more effectively?
Neighbor: But I heard that the line waits at Costco are so long that your food spoils before you get through checkout.
BRT: Again, a non-racist argument, even if it depends on getting the facts wrong. There can be long lines at Costco for stuff you don’t need like beer and chips, and for some canned goods. But if you have perishable food, the line waits are about the same as they are at Whole Foods.
Neighbor: Yeah, but even though I can get good food at Costco in a timely manner, and get more of it for less money, I’m still going to continue to shop at Whole Foods. You remember that family of Mexicans across the street? The ones with the corrupt, abusive father? Well, one of the kids from that family has been sneaking into my house. We pay him a buck an hour to clean our toilets and rain gutters, but I’m afraid that if I had a little extra food in the fridge, he’d steal some of it. And I’m willing to see my own children wither away rather than risk having that little Mexican steal some of my food.
BRT: You racist bastard! I hope you’ve got health insurance, because I’m about to put you in the hospital!