Friday Video: Tool Edition
16th March 2007
by gordo

Sex
Katie of Literal Debutante links to a mashup of The Matrix and Sex and the City.
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Admit it. You knew Top Gun was really a gay romance, didn’t you?
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Bad Words
Nobody uses more bad words than Eva Sirkowski. And episode XXII of her epic adventure is her best yet (there’s no need to watch the first 21 episodes. This is an animated short we’re talking about here).
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I felt like a little boy, laughing at these videos. But I laughed so hard that my sides were aching:
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Lies
Here’s Britt Hume of Fox News and Mara Liasson of NPR, lying about the Bush administration’s dismissal of federal prosecutors who weren’t sufficiently partisan. Ever notice how angry the folks at Fox get whenever Bush screws up and makes his supporters look like a bunch of complete fools?
And let’s not hear anymore twaddle about NPR having a liberal bias, OK?
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Stephen Colbert takes a look at the subject of the fired prosecutors.
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Enough with the Lies and the Bad Words! Give me Cute!
A little girl talking to her dad on the phone.
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You’ll want to see all of this short cartoon about a girl and a monster.
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God
You’ll love me for posting this TV ad for the New Hope First Baptist Church.
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From GodTube: when confronted by science and logic, just block it out by repeating “Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.”
Actually, I’m pretty sure this one was made by an atheist infiltrator. But it’s just as logical as all of the creationist arguments you’ll find on GodTube.
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I don’t want to give the impression that everything on GodTube is silly. Here’s a video that teaches people how to bring joy to kids in hospitals, and elderly people in nursing homes (the video itself is pretty boring, unless you’re going to pursue clowning as a hobby).
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Most Amazing Video
Today’s Most Amazing Video is yet another nature clip from Richard Attenborough. It shows crows using tools. When I was being educated by the Jesuits, several of them used the fact that only humans use tools as part of a proof for the existence of God.
Maybe now the Jesuits will have to resort to using faith.
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Also, I wouldn’t normally post a link to a blatantly sexist video, but I did use a sexist image to illustrate this post. In for a penny, in for a pound. In honor of today’s first video just has to be the infamous “Satisfaction” by Benny Benassi.
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Games
You’ll want to play each of the Moai collection at least once. You can access all three of them here, and it’s best to try them in the order in which they were made:
Nest of Moai
Tower of Moai
Turning Moai
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Also, you can try your hand at the game that’s stumped the best minds at the Pentagon for five years: Where is Osama?
March 16th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
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